Send In The Clowns

Inquirer is right, the carnivale is back in town indeed. At the stroke of midnight it all became final. Richard Gomez and Victor Wood are running for the Senate, Boxing Champ Manny Pacquiao is running for Congress, and a whole lot of monkeys are running for god knows what.

Bunye issued a statement today, "We want a nurturing campaign, not a contest of mudslinging or muckraking."

Mudslinging and muckraking? Well, you can leave that up to us.